Saturday, December 09, 2006

Happy Birthday Outlaw 2

Hope you have a great B-day Outlaw2.

Here are some helpful tips for all of us over 50.

Never attempt bending down, except under strict medical supervision.

Keep a diary – it will be a great source of comfort and a handy reminder of what you did yesterday.

Buy a computer, digital camera and a MP3 player. Although you’re incapable of understanding how to use them at least you’ll appear trendy.

Take the strain off your tired old memory by labelling all household objects – bed, fridge, television etc.

Happy Birthday and we'll see you in a couple weeks.

1 comment:

Outlaw2 said...

Thank you for the useful tips. Could you please tell me who you really are? I can't remember the Outlaw number code. :-)